Satan thinks you should hear His thoughts

The Devel prefers to keep His diabolical thoughts to himself, in part because they happen to be oriented towards his earthly pleasures such as food, regarding which Satan believes that one should not impose one’s culinary preferences or specialties onto others lest they become religious dietary restrictions on items such as shellfish or pork.

He has begun to consider the option that perhaps a thought or two should be shared with his minions, however, and may ask a lesser and mostly unknown demon in His infernal realm to write an occasional remark or two here.